Getting ready for Christmas

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas! We are getting ready for Christmas at the Mortensen home! Josh was in the Manassa Elementary Christmas Operetta last Thursday. He was a toy solider and then a wise man. On Saturday we went on the Polar Express. Just our luck we broke down twice, but we still had a great time. To all of our friends and family, Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year!

Tag

This was on Andy Canty's blog.

1. My rock star name: *Spotsy Camry*{First pet and current car}



2. My gangsta name: *Almond Snickers No Bake*{Favorite candy bar and favorite cookie}



3. My detective name: *Green Horse*{Favorite color and favorite animal}



4. My Star Wars name: *Morme of Prevacid*{First three letters of last name and first two letters of first name then the word "of" then a medication you are on}



5. My superhero name: *The Blue Mountain Dew*{2nd favorite color and favorite drink with "The" in front}



6. My Nascar name: *Shirley Alice*{First names of your grandmothers}



7. My "lover" name: *Pleasure Chocolate*{Name of your favorite perfume/cologne and your favorite candy}



8. Witness-protection name: *Joan Allen*{Mother's and father's middle names}



Here are Kent's Eight Alter Egos as far as I can guess



1. My rock star name: *Skipper Lady Ram*



2. My gangsta name: *Caramello Peanut Butter*



3. My detective name: *Blue Horse*



4. My Star Wars name: *Morke of Nada*



5. My superhero name: *The Green Lemonade*



6. My Nascar name: *Hilda Callie*



7. My "lover" name: *Lucky Black licorice*



8. Witness-protection name: *Wilson Ann*

Some were funny... some not so much. I tag everyone

Batteries Melissa Batteries

We finally got to go on vacation to Mexico, where we didn't have to work on the house down there, and guess what? The batteries to my video camera and digital camera were both dead. Nice!
On the positive side it was worth the hours in the car and trying to keep my nerves in check. We had thirteen people in a two bedroom / one bath house but somehow it worked.
My great vacation started on Saturday, November 22, A bunch of my favorite girls i.e. Mom, TJ, Pam + three and my sister-in-law Shauntre went and saw Twilight. So I'm still very much in love with Edward. LOVED the MOVIE.
On Sunday we went to our sweet little San Luis branch and got ready to go.
On Monday we left my Mom's house at 6:30 A.M. for Mesa. Riding in the truck is not much fun, but thanks to ALI I laughed for about six hours straight. In Mesa we were able to see Kent's sister Bev and have dinner with her. The kids were in the swimming pool for hours!
On Tuesday I finally met one of my life long goals. I went to the Mesa Temple. BEAUTIFUL. We went through the 6:00 morning session on Tuesday and it was full! They are busy all day long. Way to go AZ! We had breakfast and then left for Guaymas. We stopped in Hermisillo at Kent's favorite taco stand YUMMY! We made it to our house about 6:00 that night and everyone pretty much crashed.
On Wednesday we went to the beach, and ate at Charlie's Rock. They have the best seafood. We played at the beach for a long time, watching my Grandma explain the little sea "things" to Josh and Emery was the best!
On Thursday we went out on a boat for deep sea fishing, and I get sea sick for the first time. I wasn't the only one though, My mom, Pam, Grandma, Josh, and TJ all got super sick. They finally brought the boat back to a protected cove and let us recover. We went scuba diving and snorkeling. That night we had our own version of Thanksgiving. Lobster and shrimp with mashed potatoes and gravy, beans and cheese, tortillas, and Tres Leche cake for dessert.
On Friday we went to the Mercado and shopped!
On Saturday we drove until 4:00 A.M. Sunday to make it back in time for church.
So much fun but I am so tired!

Josh's Birthday!

We had so many parties for Josh's birthday! On Saturday the 25th (after I confused most of the parents with my invitations) we had Josh's "Friend" party. We had so much fun. They played games that I loved when I was little, went on a treasure hunt and had cake and ice cream. The best part was watching TJ ride Josh's dirt bike, but she made me promise that I wouldn't post the pictures :(. On Sunday we had the birthday base with to celebrate TJ and Josh's birthday. We ate and ate at my moms and then played football. On Tuesday, Josh's actual birthday I had everyone over for soup and rolls. I felt horrible that day, but I learned the next day at the doctor that the stomach bacteria I caught last year (it's a great one, it stays with you until you die, and goes into remission with medicine) was back, and that I had taken the wrong medicine so my ulcer had grown for an entire year! Fun!

Halloween

This year Josh dressed up as a foot ball player, but oh the drama. He thought that the football pads made him look fat. Kent had to talk to him for along time to get him to wear it.

Emery decided at the very last minute that she wanted to be a witch. So she was a princess witch!

So Funny

School: Centauri High School
1. Did you date someone from your high school? Yes but not until my junior year. I was the biggest nerd.

2. What kind of car did you drive? I rode the bus until my senior year, than I drove the family mini-van

3. What was your most embarrassing moment in high school? Getting into a fight with a boy and having to go to my dad's office

4. Were you considered a flirt? I don't know! I guess I tried to flirt my senior year.

5. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? Yes band and pep band every pep band needs a really bad flute player.

6. Were you a nerd? Yes, I hung out in my dad's office during lunch so that no one would notice me.

7. Were you on any varsity teams? Yes, cross country, track, and dance.

8. Did you get suspended/expelled? Nope, it pays to have friends in high places.

9. Can you still sing the fight song? Some parts of it.

10. Who were your favorite teachers? Mrs. Fujii (English) Mr. Swedlund (Biology) Mr. Guymon (History) Mrs. Ruybal (Band) Coach Hunt (PE)

11. Where did you sit during lunch? Freshman year - my dads office Soph-lunch table with friends. Junior - lunch table with friends Senior - I didn't have a lunch.

12. School mascot? A Falcon Exciting, huh? I bet that drove fear into our rivals.

13. Did you go to homecoming and with who? Junior year with Donald Valdez, Senior year - some guy from Denver and I can't remember his name, he left with my best friend

14. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Not no but hell no.

15. What do you remember most about graduation? The horrilbe singing voices of my friends I am so glad they wouldn't let me be in their little performance. But the best part was hugging my daddy.

16. Where did you go senior skip day? It wasn't really ditching since we were all excused, we went to Elitchs.

17. Have you gained weight since then? yes dangit 70 pounds

18. Who was your prom date? Junior year, Tyler Smith (WTH) and Senior Brett King, my best guy friend at the time.

19. Did you go to your 10 year reunion or are you going to? Nope didn't need to see anyone.

20. Looking back, what advice would you give to yourself? Guess what the sun will come up tomorrow, and this is all so stupid.

I "Tag" anyone who reads this and hasn't done it yet!